Foxlish World II

 
 
1. We can stop the car as soon as we find a good...
a. crash. b. spot.
c. parking. d. tooth fairy.
2. To start a computer you must...
a. boot it. b. kick it.
c. drop it. d. smash it.
3. I will not eat this dish because it has...
a. wrinkles. b. bolted.
c. gone off. d. run away.
4. The food here is so expensive you must pay through the...
a. teeth. b. Cayman isles.
c. nose. d. ears.
5. You will never find the right answer because you're on the wrong...
a. trail. b. bus.
c. pony. d. spot.
6. He walked out of the pub with a beer...
a. thimble. b. slipper.
c. head. d. mug.
7. The engine won't start because the battery cables are...
a. red. b. unbearable.
c. stuck. d. loose.
8. They remain friends because after every fight they...
a. drink up. b. make up.
c. get up. d. hang up.
9. Take this rubbish and dump it in the nearest...
a. tub. b. drawer.
c. jar. d. tip.
10. Don't say a word, the phones are...
a. listening. b. tapped.
c. whistling. d. jammed.

 
11. Foxlish is English for...
a. nuts. b. foxes.
c. the grammatically impaired. d. people sly as a fox.