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| 1. Beware of sticky dead cats stuffed with TNT that are about to... | |
| a. roll over. | b. go off. |
| c. scratch. | d. blow away. |
| 2. Fat mice draw... | |
| a. big cheeses. | b. self portraits. |
| c. water. | d. hungry cats. |
| 3. If you can't win at least try to finish in a... | |
| a. pub. | b. tie. |
| c. boat. | d. twist. |
| 4. Pink elephants and the number 13 have one thing in common, they're both... | |
| a. lucky. | b. odd. |
| c. weird. | d. unlucky. |
| 5. The best thing to do with a scotch whisky is to... | |
| a. flush it away. | b. rub it all over. |
| c. observe it. | d. bolt it down. |
| 6. The only thing you can do when the "Mother-in-law" comes to visit is... | |
| a. bolt. | b. freeze. |
| c. shiver. | d. sigh. |
| 7. You find yourself in a locked room in a sinking ship, you must be... | |
| a. very happy. | b. sticky. |
| c. stuck. | d. a bit sad. |
| 8. You can do it to a picture, but doing it to a bank will get you deep trouble... | |
| a. study it. | b. stick it up. |
| c. paint it. | d. hang it up. |
| 9. She will never offer you a drink because she's too... | |
| a. Canadian. | b. wide. |
| c. much. | d. tight. |
| 10. He was arrested because he went swimming without his... | |
| a. trunks. | b. credit card. |
| c. boots. | d. water wings. |
| 11. Foxlish is English for... | |
| a. nuts. | b. foxes. |
| c. the grammatically impaired. | d. people sly as a fox. |