How To III

 
Swim...
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Lay down your hat.
Find a shark filled pool.
Jumpy belly first into the water.
Imitate a brick and sink to the bottom.
.		 Take off your shoes.
Find a radioactive lake.
Gracefully dive into the water.
Calmly move arms and legs.
Change into your swimming gear.
Find a good spot.
Double somersault into the water.
Wave arms wildly while swallowing.
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Leave somebody a note...
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C
Look for a notepad.
Look for a feather.
Write down two lines.
Put message in dustbin.
.		 Look for a blank page.
Grab a carving knife.
Draw two lines.
Leave message where it can be found.
Look for a blank face.
Pick up a pen.
Design message in cryptic kanji.
Ask blank face to sit near phone.
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Make an appointment...
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B
C
Telephone.
Dance around chanting and hooting.
Leave your details.
Give up.
.		 Television.
With a blanket, signal.
Sacrifice a kid.
Extinguish.
Light a bonfire.
Ask to make an appointment.
Wait for a reply.
Hang up.
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Offer someone a drink...
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B
C
Hey ! Babe…
What’s your poison ?
May I suggest a herb tea ?
Down the hatch !
.		 Hey ! Mate…
What’ya’haven ?
Anything you like.
Your welcome.
Good evening, Miss…
Can I offer you a drink ?
How about a beer ?
Suck on this.
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Ride a bike...
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B
C
Flip the bike into the air.
Sit on saddle.
Grip seat at both ends.
Place one foot on peddle.
Scream ! as bike falls over.
.		 Flip one leg over.
Jump onto saddle.
Grip handlebars at the middle.
Place both feet on peddle.
Push off and peddle like crazy.
Flip one leg over.
Jump onto saddle.
Grip handlebars at the middle.
Place both feet on peddle.
Push off and peddle like crazy.
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Shop...
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B
C
Look for an interesting shop.
Pick door lock and enter.
Select goods of interest.
When nobody is looking, leave.
.		 Look for an uninteresting shop.
Pick a door and put in shopping bag.
Select goods of interest.
Hide goods under coat and leave.
Look for a shop that’s closed.
Pick a free door and enter.
Select goods of interest.
Pay for goods and leave.
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