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| First find a door.
Then pause for a quick beer. Now look for a broom handle. Firmly, squeeze your knob. Push / Pull . |
First build your door.
Then verify that it is in fact open. Now look for the door knob. Use your knob. Look for the key. |
First steal a door.
Then check that it is indeed closed. Now look for another beer. Slowly, twist the door knob. Look for a sledge hammer. . |
| Make a cup of tea… | ||
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| Fill the kettle with water and put it away.
If it whistles, call the fire brigade. Add some coffee granules. Stir well, before drinking.. . |
Fill the kettle with water and put it on.
When it whistles, whistle with it. Add a tea bag. Go stir crazy, before barking madly. |
Fill a boot with tea leaves and put it on.
When it whistles, fill a cup with water. Add two plus two. 2 for t and t for 2, makes 4 . |
| Make your bed… | ||
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| Throw the blankets out the window.
Straighten the sheets. Fill the pillow with cookies. Give up and call room service. . |
Pull off the blankets.
Tear up the sheets. Flush the pillow. Spread the blankets over the bed. |
Climb under the blankets.
Ruffle the sheets. Fluff the pillow. Spread jam all over the bed. . |
| Cut the grass… | ||
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| First, find a lawnmower.
Then find some weed. Next, start snipping. Walk up and down with it. . |
First, look for some scissors.
Then find a lawn. Next, start smoking it. Push it up and down the lawn. |
First, search for some nail clippers.
Then look for a hedge. Next, start the lawnmower. Call the gardener and let him do it. . |
| Feed the cat… | ||
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| Take a large steak from the fridge.
Open it with a can opener. Lay the table for one. Call the cat in. . |
Grab a large stake from the garden shed.
Grill it slowly until it’s well done. Put the contents of kitty in a bowl. Call the dog in. |
Get a tin of cat food.
With a tin opener open the cat. Put the contents in kitty’s bowl. Shout "dinner is served !" . |
| Answer the phone… | ||
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| Wait for the phone to sing.
Pick up the receiver. Say "arrrgggh eeerk uurgh ! " Hang up. . |
Wait until the phone rings.
Pick up a banana. Shout hello. Wait for an answer. |
Wait for the phone to say "ring ! ring !"
Wait for the ringing in your ears to stop. Say "hello". Slam the receiver down. . |